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Posted by juliekendall on May 27th, 2007 in General

WARNING!!!!!!!!

I’ve decided that the things my nephew’s say are just too darn cute and/or funny to keep to myself. However, their antic’s or their mom’s way of recounting the stories to me may be peppered with a few curse words here and there. So…if the occasional curse word offends you…stop here and don’t read on.

Grey…the youngest of the three, recently dumped crumbs on the floor when he was supposed to be cleaning up. So Jen told him he had to vacuum up the crumbs. As is true for just about anything Grey does, his vacuuming experience was loaded with drama. Evidently, he had ran over the cord one too many times. Jen, in the next room, heard footsteps and looked up as Grey came running into the room with his arms straight out in front of him, eye’s wide, white as sheet, saying in a breathless, terrified and VERY dramatic voice that “the….the…..the vacuum cleaner……BIT ME!!!!” He had torn up the cord so badly that he had gotten shocked or as my sister put it…”Ran over the damn cord so many times, he chewed off the rubber and got shocked by the exposed wires!”

CADE (middle nephew)

Talking about why we celebrate Easter…” …cause Jesus was killed on the cross and 3 days later got ‘constructed’ again….”

The day after Jen married Ron…

Cade: “Mom…your last name is Davidson now…right?”
Jen: “Yes Cade”.
Cade: “But my last name is still Hixson….right? ”
Jen: “Yes Cade.”
Cade: “Then how did you birth me?”
Jen: Speechless at the moment.

SETH (oldest)

After pulling his soon-to-be stepfather off to the side.

“Mr. Ron…I just wanted to thank you for asking my mom to marry you and let you know you’re getting a good deal cause my mom is a really fine gal.”

I can’t imagine life without these three awesome little guys….